He almost certainly stole it somewhere, but inveterate spammer Richard Ruch made me laugh aloud with this email a few minutes ago:
In all fairness to the aides of S.C. Governor Mark Sanford, “I’m getting some Argentinean tail” sounds an awful lot like “I’m hiking the Appalachian Trail” when you’re on a fuzzy satellite phone connection.
OUTSIDE LOOKING IN 
‘From Appalachian Trail to Argentinean Tail’ was a Philly Daily News headline…the people paper lol