This is about Skype.
And a BBQ grille too big for
its my britches.
Somewhere along the line I signed up for a Skype account for reasons which, I presume, made sense at the time. I never use it. It does go active when I boot up the computer and if I forget to disable the connection I get periodic emails from—presuming again—women who apparently want my body, which only communicates to me that they have never seen my body. So, do I want this? Why? And what the hell is it? I see today that it is owned by eBay, which is trying to unload it. Couldn’t they just auction it off?
A while back, I decided to get back to basics grilling-wise (I think the wingnuts would call this Going John Galt) and told my daughter I was going to get rid of my gas grille and get a good old-fashioned one which uses charcoal. She offered to buy me same in return for my giving the gas one to her as a backup for when they have these huge parties around the swimming pool that these kids do these days, and then proceeded to get me very, very large grille. The thing is, I am usually cooking for one and getting proper heat for a single chicken breast or the like, especially if I want to do something with top down like a pizza, is both time-consuming and a waste of charcoal. Comes to that, all my outdoor cooking is now a waste of charcoal because of how much I need to use. I have it in the back of my head that there exists some sort of small frame or the equivalent which one can use to deal with this issue (although I admittedly can’t see how that would help with top-down grilling). Anybody have any idea what I might be thinking of? Or if I am thinking at all?
This has been a desperate cry for help. Do not be callous and walk right by the poor fool in tattered rags….