Finding the acorn.

My friend Richard Ruch is (how do I put this politely?)  a full-fledged, can’t stop him so don’t try, persistent, should be beaten about the head and shoulders SPAMMER.

The only thing that keeps him alive, aside from regular and impressive consumption of beer, is that, now and again, blind squirrel and acorn and all that, he sends along something funny.

Like today:


Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while
out shopping at Home Depot. Simply going out to get supplies
has turned out to be very traumatic for me. Don’t be
naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your
friends. Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over
to your car as you are packing your shopping into the
trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their
skimpy T- shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree
and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals
your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on
the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st,
4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, three times last
Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
Please tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99

What makes this and a lot of the things which come from Richard bearable  is the fact that, knowing him, you can almost believe it’s true.

When we have a beer today, I will ask to see his wallet to determine if it’s brand new.


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