This is freakin’ hilarious.


The Onion today.

I really cracked up at this part, the bold-face sections in particular:

Moments after the court’s noontime announcement, Gore was flown to Washington, D.C. aboard Air Force One, sworn in on the steps of the U.S. Capitol, and immediately escorted to a brief victory rally at the National Mall. By 4:30 p.m., his 15 cabinet appointees had been vetted, contacted, and brought to Washington, where they were all simultaneously approved by a majority vote in the Senate.

Gore then delivered the first of seven consecutive State of the Union addresses.

Shortly after being notified of the court’s historic decision, a gracious George W. Bush appeared at a press conference with four hastily packed suitcases to congratulate his 2000 opponent on the decisive victory.

“Al Gore has fought a strong and patient campaign, and he has prevailed,” said the former Republican candidate and Texas governor. “I wish him nothing but the best, and hope that his leadership will help see this nation through a catastrophic recession, an unending war in Iraq, and the single largest housing crisis in history. Congratulations, Mr. President.”

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3 Replies to “This is freakin’ hilarious.”

  1. OH HO! That is too rich. And with our luck, Gore will have a heart attack and Lieberman will become president. I assume then he would want Sarah Palin as his VP. At least it would only be for a few weeks.

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