If she does the “loaves and fishes” thing, will that make her “the Messiah” instead of Obama?


Apparently some woman will come on stage and kill a Polar Bear (Moose are so yesterday) at tonight’s installment of the Sarah Palin Beaufication in Minneapolis.

Doing so will prove that she is the Most Experienced Good Mom ever.

This limited series is rolling right along and even had its first miracle last night, the resurrection of Fred Thompson, whose presidential campaign gave every indication that he was dead.

Less impressive was making the Worst. President. Ever. disappear before the networks cut in to see what was going on.

And they couldn’t pull off the even more difficult wonder of making Weasel Joe Lieberman even a tiny bit exciting.

Word has it that some elderly gentleman (All I know for sure it that he was once a P.O.W.) will emerge as the star of the show although that seems unlikely given its focus so far. Besides, I am told that he has no executive experience to compare against hers.

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