Okay, maybe I have to apologize the whackiest wingnuts on the internets for doubting them in this post because there’s a new, equally plausible story of the evil secret history of Barack Obama which has just been uncovered.
Read Is Obama Secretly Amish? and see if it doesn’t set your antenna a-quivering.
Some people might think the Good General is merely having a snicker at Ms. Shrugged and that Technodude guy. I beg to differ. This stuff is really convincing. Definite proof that the Democratic candidate is actually an Amish Muslim (the worst kind, as we all know).