Living Life Backwards.

I’ve seen variations of this idea around the web but I find this version, which I found liked at James Burton’s Erratic Souls, the best:

Life Would Be Better Lived Backwards.

You’d start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready to start school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then………. you spend the last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day…

And then, you finish off as an orgasm.


3 Replies to “Living Life Backwards.”

  1. It sounds grand!!! I would love to have my 25 year old body with a 40+ brain filled with wisdon; living backwards to make that dream come through! Can you imagine, hot like hell and smart at the same time — nice!!!

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